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Me and my wife (both Caucasians) were expecting a baby. I called my brother with the news. His reply?
Brother: “Don’t be surprised if the baby is Chinese.”
Me: …?
Brother: “Well, 25% of all babies are Chinese, bro”
I wish I had a brother specifically just to say shit like this to them
Brother never understood conditional probability.
He’s gonna be an awesome uncle.