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Ketchup is great on hotdogs, FIGHT ME MALORT BEING!
Ketchup and English mustard is great. Just don’t apply the mustard like an America.
In the Holy name of Da Bears, I swear on The Bean I will deliver smack down so hard, your grandchildren will taste celery salt and pickles! I’ll waterboard you in Old Style until you see reason, ya cheesehead!