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Did you hear about the dyslexic agnostic insomniac?
He stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.
Reminds me of the dwarf psychic that escaped from prison, i.e. a small medium at large
Reminds me of the mafia hit-man who kills people in rice fields with small figurines… They’re all knick-knack paddy whacks!
Someone who saw him climbing down the outside wall thought “well, that’s a little con descending”