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I like combination jokes:
What’s brown and sticky?
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A stick.
What’s brown and rhymes with snoop?
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Dr. Dre
Or:
What do you call a cow with three legs?
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Lean beef
What do you call a cow with no legs?
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Ground beef
What do you call a cow with two legs?
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Mom.