Same thing I’m doing now but with less doom scrolling.
create a worldwide network of people that sabotage every rich or powerful asshole from saving themselves, damning the human species to extinction.
Pack the tent and camping gear in my car, and take my kids on an epic camping trip across Europe.
Edge for 6 months and have an earth shattering orgasm before the earth shatters.
So blue balls for 6months it is, then! Not what I would have chosen, but to each their own
surprise, it’s a ruined orgasm and you die disappointed and blue balled.
Eliminate all dictators for start
Build a fucking spaceship, duh
I don’t know! I’ve already got enough shit to worry about and now you want me to contemplate imminent doom.
Nothing different. My live rules
Hike the AT, I would just pack up and go. Try to make it to Maine before it hits us.
your mom
We panic in a peW
Ngl they’d try to hide it from us to stop the economy from crashing
Fuck raw.
Shit, I don’t know. I’m a janitor at a preschool. There really isn’t anything I can do
Nothing that thing isn’t going to do shit. You think I would let an asteroid ruin my fun?