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“I only need ten minutes to get ready.”
No honey, you don’t.
Somehow works out to: any task will take 15 min in the morning.
Get out of bed: 15 min
Shower: 15 min
Shave: 15 min
Get dressed: also 15 min
Breakfast: believe it or not, 15 min
Every extra snooze on the alarm clock has got to knock off one of those things till it goes down to: get dressed and run out the door.
That being said, I’m pathalogocally late every time for everything. A friend tried to drop the wisdom of this meme on me… “Why don’t you just leave earlier”. I can’t explain why, but it never works out that way no matter how hard I try.