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not_IO@lemmy.blahaj.zone to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 days ago

hell nah

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hell nah

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not_IO@lemmy.blahaj.zone to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 days ago
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  • erusuoyera@sh.itjust.works
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    It’s literally a joy division.

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      Joy Dick Vision

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    Somewhere there’s got to be an advertising exec that’s trying to figure out how tall the average guy sticking his dick in a glory hole is, so they can slap an ad right at eye level. Then another ad right above the hole at eye level of the other person.

    Add up high for McDonalds

    Right above the hole for 5 gum

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      Don’t be ridiculous, a single paper ad isn’t maximizing ad revenue. They’d install a digital ad board, and change ads every 30 seconds!

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      “Open wide”

      www.DrJamesOrthodontics.com

      • Sabata@ani.social
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        “See who’s behinds the hole” -onlyfans

        And

        “See who’s behinds the hole” -flockSafety

        Depending on what side of the hole you’re on.

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    But what are you going to do when the Novelty is gone?

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    What is this? A glory hole for ants?!

    It’s entirely too low to the ground, even for a dude with dwarfism

    • Opisek@piefed.blahaj.zone
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      This guy glories

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      This is an American bathroom. That wall doesn’t go anywhere near the ground

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    Could these sensations make me feel the pleasures of a normal man?

  • Jubei Kibagami@lemmy.world
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    That really should be a slot to accommodate different heights.

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