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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to People Twitter@sh.itjust.works · 3 days ago

Hope you didn't just get comfortable

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Hope you didn't just get comfortable

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to People Twitter@sh.itjust.works · 3 days ago
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    3 days ago

    Neighbor: sexy time

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      Nah, it’s always the upstairs neighbor putting on clogs and moving furniture at 2 AM

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        yeah: sexy time

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        Everyone’s upstairs neighbor

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          That made me literally LOL out loud

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            Lmao, it always kills me. Especially the “meeting their fans” — “sounds tough. Thank you. Be well”, shuts door on face

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