Allow me to explain why piracy can’t die in a way buisness majors can understand.

She’s gorgeous. She’s fantastic in bed. She pegs you and won’t tell anybody. You want to marry her.

You will be subjected to nonstop crazy bullshit for the rest of your life. She’s no longer fun, just expensive. She’s abusive. Nobody is happy.

And now she has ads.

You drink more. You stop coming home after work until she’s asleep. You refer to local hookers by their legal first names.

One day she throws a clot and dies. And you feel relief. The abuse, the lies, the manipulation, the pretending to be happy is finally done. You are free.

This in an anolgy for streaming services.