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After the flight has taken off, stand up and shout ‘hey everybody. I paid $NNN for a round trip ticket from X to Y. What did everyone else pay?’. That will start a discussion and piss off the airline and some customers.
How can I tell you’ve never actually flown.
Tangentially related: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rEUHLm27FMM