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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 4 days ago

Anon experiences a glitch

sh.itjust.works

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Anon experiences a glitch

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 4 days ago
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  • allidoislietomyself@lemmy.world
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    God how amazing it would be to have a sleep switch.

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      How would you turn it back on? It seems like you’re just talking abstractly about suicide.

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        God how amazing it would be to have a sleep switch.

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        Do you remember deciding to wake up this morning? Just do that

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        Since I’d be in a world where a sleep switch exists I’d expect a built in alarm system would exist with it as well.

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          Alarm broke

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      I pretty much have. When I decide it’s time to sleep, I just do. I just roll over on the “fall asleep” side, and then I’m gone.

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