Recipe:
- Spicy discount brand beans
- 1 can of corn
- breakfast sausage
- diced braunschweiger
- various chopped onions
- whatever beer is leftover in the fridge
- chopped chipotle + adobo sauce
Spiced with:
- cinnamon
- garlic
- celery seed
- smoke flavor
- more beer
My uncle loves to add ghost pepper and brown sugar but I’m kind of burnt out on sweet stuff lately
Don’t hog the stove! Your roommates need to cook too!
Okay, this is the funniest thing you’ve gotten mad about yet. What does my chili stew make you feel? Want me to feed it to you???
No I prefer edible food, not garbage cooked by a complete loser.
Mmm I bet you’d eat if if I said I’d let you ride me. Here comes the airplane, zoooooooom 🛩️
Are you also a pedophile? Why are you introducing child-feeding tropes into your disgusting sexual fantasies?
I can only imagine what type of depraved, bigoted, possibly-illegal fantasy you let slip next.
Babe, we knew this was a “daddy” thing from the start. Don’t even play.
How lonely it must be to be for you to live with normies who do regular things. Do you ever ask your roommates what it’s like to date people?
That would be a weird conversation but I can tell you if you like
No thanks, I don’t read 90% of the disgusting bigoted shit you vomit up anyway. Save yourself the effort.