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Bernie Sanders is going to take control of all the toothbrush factories. You will be assigned a toothbrush bristle hardness designated by your socialist dentist. If you drive a lifted truck you will be assigned to work in a gay cake factory that only bakes cakes for gay weddings.
See you started out silly but I think you ended with a good idea
It sounds like you just want to bake gay cakes at a gay cake bakery, which you should do if you want to.
As long as it comes with decent health insurance and dental I don’t give a shit anymore. I’ll make those cakes so fucking gay I don’t even care.