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As a teenager my buddy’s mom told us a joke.
What does NASA stand for?
Needs Another Seven Astronauts
How do they know Christa McAuliffe had dandruff?
They found her head and shoulders on the beach.
Dark shit for an elementary school, but we were brutal.
Did you know Christa McAuliffe had blue eyes?
One blew this way and one blew that way.
I would have been in 4th grade at the time.