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Don’t
put
minty
things
on genitals.
I’m sure I’ve told this story before, but I had a girlfriend that heard having a mint in your mouth during head would be fun, but we didn’t have any mints, so she used a listerine strip.
She didn’t wait for it to fully dissolve.
It became stuck to the head of my dick and unleashed its listerine minty freshness with a force I have never experienced directly to my pee hole.
I screamed and jumped and ran to the shower to wash it off. She laughed so hard she pissed herself.
It was not a fun time.
Sounds like it was for her
Yeah, I wouldn’t be surprised if she still laughs about it every now and again.
That’s a great lack of empathy.
Nah, it was pretty funny, lol.
tragedy plus time after all.
I’m sorry but I also laughed. While at the same time lenching my legs in pain at the thought.
I think I’m gonna do it
Report back if you survive the experience
Hoptal
Don’t forget to rinse with Listerine after
Don’t
get
in
the
way
of
natural selection.
Na… somethings people need to find out for themselves.
Bah… Golden Star heals my scav.
I ESCAPED TARKOV WHY ARE THE SCAVS BACK?!
(HEAD, EYES)
I escaped, but I went back. 18800 hours so far.