When I was 9 I saw Jurassic Park III for a friend’s birthday. I had nightmares about dinosaurs for months. But the most distressing part was when the corpse in the parachute falls out of the tree. I still have the image of it seared into my brain.

Four! Calm down, maybe two at the most.

They would be pretty retired but this probably isn’t that far off…

There was a teacher at my high school I’m pretty sure did some fetish porn when she was at uni. It looked just like her and she did some of it outdoors and the scenery looked very accurate for my state (in Australia). It’s also the sort of niche fetish where most of the people making porn for it are also into it themselves not just because they are being paid.