She wouldn’t be allowed to be the main character!

With a bonus level of chopping up journalists in hotel rooms?

No you’ll get a version of Gran Turismo with sand duning and loads of Aramco banners everywhere.

No, the sound of a bath being filled doesn’t bother me.

No, but they’ve probably thought “what fucking size cup do these twats mean and why can’t they just put an actual measurement”.

Don’t even get me started on the yanks thinking cups is an acceptable measurement of both weight and volume.

And how big are we talking? Espresso cup or sports direct mug, because there’s a massive difference.