You know you can just cook some bacon right? Like… Throw it in the oven at 400 for 30 minutes and you have a months worth of bacon bits (and to the cooks out there yes I am including the time necessary to turn edible bacon into desiccated mummy flesh nibs)

That’s just water under duck’s back.

Removed by mod

I left Reddit and ran a script that was supposed to remove all my posts (don’t know if it worked or not).

It was ironic as it happened literally a week after I had bought the premium version of Apollo because I had used it for years and figured I’d finally throw the dev some money. He offered refunds to people but I declined.

Fuck u/Spez

You can tell it’s artisanal and local because of the butcher paper.

Batman saw a bat fly through his window and then made himself everyone else’s problem. Classic rich guy behavior.

Superman was an “immigrant” from a wealthy family back home and made himself everyone else’s problem by way of his massive built-in upward mobility

Spider-Man probably did a drug and died falling out a window and every single person he knew was like “we shall also be Spider-Man.”

Edit: I don’t cite so don’t ask.

That’s just the egg of a big toblerone