It doesn’t though. A joke can be about gays without it being about gay sex. There’s a million dad jokes that hinge on having a straight partner, why is that not sexual but hinging on a gay partner is?

Shits more standardized than you think. Go browse a glass packaging manufacturers site and you’ll spot loads of familiar jars.

Now buying in small quantities, that’s a problem.

I think no one here disagrees with that. The disagreement is whether or not “gay people exist” is a mature topic.

It’s not. Don’t be silly.

You’ve linked “machine with oil”, the ejaculating one is “machine with grease”. I’m on my phone right now so I can’t look it up for you, but you should be able to find it on youtube under that name.

I should mention the less horny version came first.

I know, but the box-to-sleep-in is a fairly famous thing which afaik we don’t do.

You’re getting the Netherlands confused with a nordic country there.