This is why I piss in the back tank of the toilet, so the next person peeing never thinks it flushed.

I heard that paired with loud chewing noises is sure to attract a fine femoid

Years ago, I thought Linux was for nerds(which it is) and performed badly and was hard to use. Now I haven’t used Windows as a daily driver in 5+ years and every time I have to use someone else’s non Linux machine, it feels like an ancient machine with absolutely no character to it.