I had a Spectrum ZX81 as a boy

Me too

I don’t get gamers

I am yet to meet one who isn’t a fucking loser

And the white man brought inbreeding to those hallowed peaks and expects it to be celebrated

I’m going to get some hate for this, but: nothing

I live in a civilised country, where the cost of things isn’t crazy relative to income with the notable exception of housing

I’m lucky enough to own my own home, and I did horrible hours of damned hard work to get where I am

I buy seasonal food where I can (because of environmental reasons rather than just the price), I don’t buy junk food or takeaways apart from very rare occasions

I don’t smoke and I buy beer from local brewers and enjoy a wine club that is within my means

If I want something, I buy it, but I’m not frivolous with money

My TV is too old to connect to the internet, I don’t have fancy clothes, the last console I bought was a PS2, I have no Netflix or any such subscriptions

I see people struggling, but I also see a lot of money spent on what I consider to be bullshit

And while I’m older, I’m not a boomer before anyone suggests otherwise

The best of these jokes have that hang on a sec… moments

Loved it