I mean, I get it. The Register does love clickbaity headlines. IMO making fun of that is fair game.

A handy guide to telling if someone is into you

Firefox mobile recently gave me a similarly shitty pop-up ad for their vpn:

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Actually, the way his name is pronounced in Dutch sounds like you’re about to spit out something that was stuck in the back of your throat.

There used to be a language attribute, but I don’t think I’ve ever seen lang before.