My parents had 12 chickens for a few years! They’re not bad pets, nor bad starter farm animals!
Compost piles need to be churned constantly or else you’ll just have an oxidized layer on top that makes the further inwards material petrify rather than decompose. If you have hard winters, the pile will eventually freeze, so it’s super important to have it covered, and still churn it in winter so the microbes raise the temp as much as possible. Also, if it’s too dry where you are, microbes won’t break anything down.
And when I got my iPhone 3G in 2008, I was so fucking happy I could just have the one thing in my pocket.