Shit, now how will I manufacture illegal sex toys and sex toy accessories in a covert, anonymous fashion? Woe is me…

One what? Human being that understands me? Nah, I’ve only found a few of those, and they’re all CIA or similar. Did you know there are other countries besides America? First I learn the Earth doesn’t exist, then linear causality is a lie, and now I have to try to fit how we didn’t take over the world after the Revolutionary War? Like, what have we been doing? We’re clearly blowing shit up, but that’s what’s on the news, so that’s prolly fake now that I think about that.

My clothes, I mean. I gotta post with my clothes on or else I get the hose again