Some real Facebook energy, this entire post structure. Posting this as an image has little added value and risks getting in the way of some users. In fact…
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pictured: a man, reading a book
Dad says…
“I’m reading a book about teleportation and it’s really taking me to places I never expected to go!”
I am a human volunteer transcriber
Of course, the real anti-joke answer is in the comments. Still interesting though.
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(Pictured: a sky, approximately half covered in white, fluffy clouds.)
Question: What do clouds wear under their shorts?
Answer: Thunderwear ☁️🙂
I am a volunteer transcriber
Als Hollander kan ik dit beamen. Dat is inderdaad een trap.
Whelp, I guess you’ll just have to put up with it.
You… Might have mixed up a few things…
You’re thinking a valentine. A villain is a tiny encapsulation of DNA or RNA inside a protein, that will attach to certain cells or bacteria to use their systems to have themselves replicated.
When it comes to shoplifting supermarkets, I’m of the opinion that that is a symptom of the state failing to, or worse, choosing not to, take care of those who, for whatever reason, can’t take care of themselves and those they are responsible for.
You don’t know what it’s like, you don’t have a clue.
And if you did you’d find yourself doing the same thing too.
~ R. Halford et al, 1980
Those’d be on bee gulls.