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Don’t forget to send feet pics to your admins!

Never heard of them

I would maybe avoid questions about thongs. Unless of course, it’s a company that makes underwear.

Is alcoholism hiring?

He says “Get off the internet and go down to the pub”

I have a coworker from Ireland, I’ll text him an ask

I give it a 5/7

Defrost setting uses the AC unit. Helps pull moisture out of the air

my wife took the kids to her mothers and i drank more and i didnt even get to wink at Tinkerbell

Adam Scott and Robert DeNiro? I’m in

Circle Jerks were around long before the internet meaning of the phrase

Value is a completely subjective measurement and a pretty fuckin dumb thing to apply to people

I’ll take 37

I don’t feel like hitting anyone but can I have some drugs anyways?

Would you rather have the mosquitos out of the tunnel?

He hangs out with Putin and is about the size and weight of a T-64

“moves fatly around the corner”

That is certainly a fascinating take

can i get a tl:dw

Shit, we’re gonna need TherapyTherapyGary for this one