Leviathan

It’s funny, the only kind of mass littering that’s still socially acceptable is people just throwing their cigarette butts on the ground wherever they are. Fucking pigs.

‘Everything circles back to capitalism’ is really a meme because it’s true.

It’s a fool who believes that the circumstantial “friends” you make because you happen to be in the same place at the same time are true, ride or die, listen to your problems, give good advice friends.

The former you can make practically anywhere you go, like you said, it’s a meme. The latter are tough, maybe a couple in your whole life kind of encounters. The former will fill a room and you won’t be alone, the latter will take up one seat and you won’t feel lonely. Quantity vs quality.

You can have sex and be a totally toxic bastard that people don’t want to be around once they get to know you. You could have sex frequently but still be deeply lonely.

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Go on…

I think I would light the dude sitting in a chair in the bike lane on fire. What kind of scumbag does that?

Probably the same thing that would happen if you did it by accident.

Kids aren’t reinventing the wheel.

Sounds like a thing girls would come up with, tbh.

My highschool girlfriend used to call a guy “the creeper”.

I see AI as a sign I probably shouldn’t be patronizing a store/restaurant/what-have-you.

I’m also of the opinion that any use of AI to replace artists is a total waste and of zero or negative value.

You mean making it seem like a person’s world is all a giant terrible feedback loop of things that cause them outrage is a bad thing? Whodathunkit?

There’s a chain of (mediocre) pizza places by the same name here too.

All reasons are valid when we have a common enemy.

Nope. Back corner, why?

Dean with beans. Perfect.

I’m in “the club”, especially one where randomly molesting someone isn’t an immediate expulsion, I’ve already taken one too many wrong turns and need to rethink my life.

Honestly, as long as someone employs their flasher, I assume they made a mistake and I let them in. Don’t use your blinker? Go fuck yourself.

I use the bip many times per day as a “hey, the light went green a few seconds ago, maybe you should get off your phone and start driving” button. I make deliveries.

YEO!! Then I do my best to hurry because I know what it’s like to have a bathroom emergency.