I started playing music around the time my friends moved on to PS2 from PS1 and I didn’t have any bandwidth for anything else for years. Everyone my age has these memories and I have never played more than a couple of hours of PS2 in my life. I’m like Tony Hawk, AMIRITE?

It’s quite the opposite.

Love the SHARPs. My buddy is big into the scene and they commonly have matinee shows on Sundays. Great time.

Whistleblower says Wolf in sheep costume just pretending to be a sheep.

Going in blind and meeting someone you want to talk with for two hours sounds like an absolute win.

Better to mock him for the terrible things he’s chosen to do than the thing he and others haven’t chosen but have to live with.

Probably wasn’t her ex at the time.

Does Velocipastor count? They knew exactly what they were doing and made a masterpiece, but it is undoubtedly a bad movie.

I dated a co-worker and we would act very professionally in front of others… until the elevator doors closed where she would jump me for the 10 to 30 seconds we had in there.

One day the doors close, she jumps and wraps her arms around my neck, and we hear the sound of the doors start to open again because someone pushed the elevator call button before it properly left. I THREW her aside out of panic and she went flying into the opposite wall and recovered like she tripped just in time for the doors to open. We kept our shit together just long enough for the person to get off on the next floor and we both broke down laughing.

It became the thing she would joke about the most when she was trying to embarrass me a little; the time I launched her across an elevator.

That’s interesting. I think we should have 0 'Jeff Bezos’es in the solar system.

When I’m not biking I drive a delivery truck and make sure I stop for and/or let pass every cyclist in order to drive every other car brain on the road insane and it gives me great pleasure.

Buncha Croffans.

I got up to book 11 of The Wheel of Time. ADHD is truly torture.

I can’t say I’m a fan, but it’s great to see people still listening to Bif Naked in 2026.

A broken clock running 6x its speed will also be correct much more often than a stopped clock.

All research and successful drug policy shows that treatment should be increased, and law enforcement decreased while abolishing mandatory minimum sentences.

I have ADHD so when I get into reading I read a lot, but I haven’t been able to focus on reading anything in like 4 years.

Maybe they have employees to pay and fucking with billionaires and the right is something that desperately needs organization and enactment by people with lots of outreach but is ultimately up to all of us working together?

Love Tool, Tool fans can be a chore though.

Porn addict develops ED as he ages and thinks he broke his penis.