It was already like this when I found it.

American?

Pretty sure more Europeans over the age of 30 will probably recognize him.

It is.

He drove to fast, she did as well

Now they’re both rotting in a cell

What are the eyes made of?

No, it’s a Costco hot dog.

Where burgers?

I mean, if you have a remote job and earn a American salary, you could probably do quite a bit to crush poverty if you move there.

Hope you like crushing poverty. Moldova is literally the poorest country in Europe.

FRANZOSEN 😡

EDIT: if my HS French serves me right, the translation goes approximately like this (no Google, I swear):

1. Panel: “I can’t see the eclipse!”
2. Panel: “Where is that tiny dark disk?”
3. Panel: “Hang on, I’m going to sit on your face.”
4. Panel: “Ah yes, it’s much clearer now.”

Ja pierdole!

Cool it with the ableism. Moldova is literally the poorest country in Europe. They don’t even HAVE a Burger King.

Not sure if you noticed, but this isn’t the only grammatical issue here.

Straight to grippy sock jail.

Yes, officer. This guy right here.

That’s not a real thing!

But like… why?

In the UK or the US?