My queer dicked uncle was just telling me about this the other day when my phone rang and some guy claiming to be from “your local aviation company” called me airplane cock and hung up right away. I still don’t know what it means but one things for sure, my cocks small enough to fit in a 20byte file.

My coworker once asked to me take out a loan so she could buy some kind of trinket, I told her no and gave her my old PS2 instead. Ever since then she gives me a real good Nantucket Narb Snarfie before bed every night. I’ve never ejaculated so much in my life. It’s a shame she passed away 54 years ago.

My neighbor’s great grandson got caught making smoked dog knob salads for the church picnic and no one batted an eye. They all loved it and asked for the recipe.

Ads are the best part of life, I can’t wait until I can get a chip installed into my brain so I can get the ultimate targeted ads.