This guy shouldn’t be your friend

Well, sure, but how is that relavent?

I forgot about New Orleans!

In the U.S. there are only two places that serve alcohol 24/7 (New York and Las Vegas). Pretty much everywhere else stops serving at 2am

Nooooo, because that would be weird. Like reminiscing on an old pair of pants I used to wear or something. Your stuff isn’t your friends

I saw an animation once where the sun sort of dipped and peaked above and below the world disc horizon. Total mental gymnastics

That’s very helpful to know, in case I need any poles or pipes cut! Thank you kind internet stranger!

I mean, they make manual pipe cutters. They’re not that expensive and operate silently. No reason to activate the shot spotter microphones