Reddit’s API issue

Guy number 1 blows a load 5 days before day one of ovulation and guy two blows a load 48 hours after ovulation starts (tail end of the period)

[edit] more clear language on timing of second load

What did they mess up? Seems like a reasonable max combining life span of sperm with ovulation period (you said the math is bad and not the biology)

Same game for me. I’m super happy about being super pretty version of me but the face tattoos might be a problem