Murse

If there’s a service that can actually distinguish between the different types of metal, please point me to it!

Trying to get a stream of symphonic metal will always do one of two things: “Here, have the entire library of these three bands!” or “Oh you like metal? Here’s the most gutteral death metal we could find! BWAAAAAAAAAAA!!”

It’s such a tiny genre… I want more Q_Q

It’s been ages since I’ve set foot in a bbq restaurant because of this.

*equips cane, glasses, and supplemental O2 tank*

Back in my day, an entree in these places wouldn’t break the bank, and would send you home with leftovers every time.

“Fuck lawns” energy, but for graveyards. (no not like that, stoppit!)

Or postmortem services in general. If you want to give something to someone, do it when they’re still around to appreciate it. Once they’re dead, they won’t give a fuck about the fancy funeral or coffin or w/e you bought for em.