Xbox for me, Phantom Crash. That game is solid gold, baby! SOLID GOLD!
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- NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.worldtoAsk Lemmy@lemmy.world•Do you ever reminisce about an old phone you had in the past?1·4 days ago
The Kyocera Torque.
You know how sometimes you just want to throw your phone through some drywall? If I could get original indestructible model with new guts it wouldn’t even be a question.
- NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.worldtoAsk Lemmy@lemmy.world•What’s an obscure but concrete technical fact that keeps creating preventable issues in the real world?312·4 days ago
Microwaves can cause water to become super heated and explosive upon touch.
- NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.worldtoAsk Lemmy@lemmy.world•You can broadcast one message to the entire world. What do you say?61·4 days ago
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- NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.worldtoMildly Infuriating@lemmy.world•My student loan is gaining interest while I'm in school but I'm not allowed to start paying it off yetEnglish2·5 days ago
Student loans are a grift. You’re getting grifted.
The Macarena is a more effective method of self defense than aikido.
- NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.worldtoLemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Whew, I better take a break21·5 days ago
Aikido is so fucking stupid.
“Together we’ll find your monster soul.”
What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop?
Dr. Dre.
BRAWLHALLA!
Eraserhead was his most spiritual film.
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Having literally just now finished re-reading If This Book Exists You’re In The Wrong Universe, I’m compelled to ask if you’ve come into contact with any thick black goo that seemingly moved on its own?
The other day some asshole rattled the door so long and hard, as I was repeatedly shouting occupied, that the lock jiggled open and I had to hold the door shut with my foot. Then the guy shouts “What the fuck?!” and storms out of the restroom.
What the fuck, indeed, buddy. What the fuck, indeed.
Heartache to heartache you stand.
They canceled season 3 of Outer Range and I will never stop being pissed about that.