I wouldn’t call it “Champagne” unless they’re from the Champagne region of France.

Otherwise it’s just pissing out my ass.

I don’t understand men who don’t like Bush.

Both Sixteen Stone and Razorblade Suitcase were phenomenal albums.

Isn’t that everything? Like, in university, doesn’t everything basically fall into Arts or Sciences?

I feel like if you were going to eat jewellery, you probably aren’t making it very far anyway. It’s only a matter of time before you taste toilet cleaner or something.