The worst puns are the best puns.

Must be a ska band

There’s totally room on that wall to accommodate all of the letters. It’s an obvious put on, but a good one.

I see your angle and disagree, so I’ll just bake my own. Each cookie is a sugar tit and I’m definitely going for a pair of them every time I put my hands on 'em.

Sugar Tits

Easy there, this is a family friendly comm.

Swish does not require high heels, but high heels require swish.

Effort. Swing is generally intentional and most women really don’t want you staring at their ass.

Saw the movie. I don’t want to see the Trump version of that film.

You don’t want to know what bronies want.

Oh shit, are you right? I may have transposed the two then. Oops.

Obviously metamorphic because he’s also been a tree.

Ooh, was it the Colecovision‽ It’s the height of the art for me.