PrimeErective@startrek.websitetoAsk Lemmy@lemmy.world•What is the punchline to the worst joke you know?
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19 days agoMaybe it got hit by a car and the “other side” is the afterlife
Maybe it got hit by a car and the “other side” is the afterlife
Got any grapes?
I see you’ve played knifey spoony before
“Physint” kinda sounds like their whole strategy right now

I have states, Greg. Can you compute on me?
Brylcreem
Creatine
And a bag of Charlie Sheen
Was that the one with the quick reload battery slot, or was that the v10? Either way those phones were sick
Why would you want whirled peas?
I think what’s going on with the “torment matrix” problem is that the people who do the most heinous shit don’t usually have much imagination. When they see someone dreaming up a horrible scenario they see it as an unironic opportunity. Maybe they wouldn’t have thought of it otherwise.
More succinctly: don’t give them any ideas!