I think I saw that movie.

Nah. They are Mt. Olive. Not even Vlasic, let alone something actually edible.

and only a fraction of that would actually end up on the food.

Further, if you’re cooking, you’re probably making more than one serving at a time. 2-4 servings in the pan, and only consuming a fraction of what was initially sprayed, 1/4-second spray per serving is about right.

Respond with a couple of emojis. No actual text. Doesn’t particularly matter what emojis you choose, just pick a couple at random. The more obscure the better.

If they aren’t going to bother reading what you wrote, let them try to find meaning in 🥔🗑️.