But keelhauling was a real thing which is like 10 times more gruesome and a proper torturing/execution method compared to just walking some plank like a drama student

Mr Blobby Christmas Song

Being blocked is one I think

That just feels like some DnD

The torturing rack in the corner really ties the room together

Extreme manliness demands sacrifices

If you order via AliExpress, chances are the quality is the same or better. It just takes longer to arrive. But at least you won’t have to gamble if you receive a new or already used item

The ash looks more like “ginormous filter” or random golden ring

Well in the 90s, the 70s were vintage as well. I think 20 years is starting to get pretty vintage, maybe going back 100 years is also vintage? It’s not ancient tho