At some point you have to take responsibility for yourself. You cant just blame every failing on your parents.

This is precisely why I will never ever, everfuckingever get/buy/use Liberty Mutual Insurance.

Their fucking ads are everywhere, and they’re always “oh we’re so quriky, lulzzor emu so random” millenial fucking cringe humor.

That’s a Lineman.

All linemen are electricians, but not all electricians are linemen.

I have one of those fancy Japanese bidet toilet seats at home and it has a built in seat warmers. Its like this everytime I take a shit. Its great. Especially in the cold months.

Listen, I know Philly is more east than west… but Ive had a Philly cheesesteak on the west coast. It was awesome… now… explain this shit being served here in Virginia, on the east coast…

Is that a Philly? Do you wanna claim that?

As someone from the west coast and now living on the east coast, the number one thing I can say is… the food sucks. All of it.

East coast food culture sucks.

Its either bland or some unholy pairing of bullshit (that also sucks). And I also think they go out of their way to make things wrong.

Try to order a “California Burrito” (if you dont know, Google it, pretty common), so what does Virginia think goes in it? Chicken, steak and shrimp and beans… thats not “choice of meat”, that all 3 together. None of which is what is a California Burrito is…

Here in Viriginia they just fuck up everything. Order a Philly Cheesesteak… what do they put in it? Fucking lettuce and tomatoes… what’s not in it, fucking cheese. You get more authentic subs from big chains like Subway. Like these people dont have the internet to search.

Oh, and sit down at a Mexican restaurant, theyll bring you chips with white sauce. Everyone else is thinking “oh cool queso”. No, not queso… its mayo with some onion powder… these mf serve tortilla chips with mayonnaise…

Okay, but… getting this for my tweenage daughter just to watch her slowly die of cringe would be so worth it.