The English equivalent would be “Don’t hold your breath”

In order for this to work, the private key used for signing has to be on the camera, and would have to be kept secret from the camera’s owner. This is not possible. You can make it more difficult, use all sort of tricks to hide the key, but in the end, once somebody knows how you hide the key on their device, they’ll always be able to find it. And once they have found the key, they can sign whatever false picture they want.

The last game I played was “Timberborn”, and that one is a city builder, so the three possibilities would be: A) I become some kind of floating entity giving orders to beavers. B) I become one of the aforementioned beavers. C) it defaults to the game I played before that, which would be “Look Outside”. In which case I’m probably fucked.

I was sort of still thinking of this quantum hell thought experiment, and wanted to write about it. I should probably have started my comment with “I believe the interpretation presented in OP’s post to be false because …”

As far as I know, there’s no evidence of the many-worlds interpretation, which quantum immortality relies on.

Also, quantum immortality doesn’t mean you can’t die, it means you’ll go to hell when you do. Eventually you’ll be reduced to a state where you can only think, with no way to interact with, or senses the world at all, making you dead for any observer who is not you. And you’ll stay in this state forever.

As JcbAzPx said, you’ll continue in all timelines where you’re alive. No matter of how injured you are. Eventually, you’ll be just a brain kept alive through thermal fluctuation. (Theoretically, entropy can spontaneously go down, the chances of this happening going down exponentially the more entropy we’re talking about. Think about shuffling a deck of cards, and getting a completely sorted deck of cards. Certain at 1 card, 25% chance at 2 cards, and basically zero at a full deck, but still theoretically possible.) Eventually, you’ll be a disembodied brain suffering for all eternity from phantom pain.

Well, he was also accused by the goats.