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Workers without a boss are more like a beehive with no queen.

Don’t bring my mom into this.

Now I can’t tell if you sound more like my wife or girlfriend.

Do we really have to get into a conversation how pickled beef brisket isn’t pastrami now?

How do you throw the kid out the attendant button though?

Uncooked pastrami is beef brisket.

I’m just surprised you don’t call it a Reuben burger.

That’s what the emergency exit is for.

Where I order them from you’d have to specify if you’re getting one without.

I can’t eat a chicken burger because that would be like a conservative with ethics.

It doesn’t fucking exist!

I used to think you were a fairly reasonable internet commenter.

Not that’s obviously a hamburger and not a ham sandwich.

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But not all sandwiches are burgers.

That’s still a chicken sandwich.

Seems like they are thinking inside the box.

Coleslaw belongs on a pulled pork sandwich not a chicken sandwich.

And there’s no such thing as a chicken burger.

Well you’re not a short, balding, chubby guy with a tiny dick.

Two women at the same time.

I see that your child is a propane enthusiast.