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- Simon_Shitewood@lemmy.mltoMildly Infuriating@lemmy.world•Doorless showers just make a mess and everything ends up wetEnglish2·5 days ago
- Simon_Shitewood@lemmy.mltoMildly Infuriating@lemmy.world•This crazy assassin character, who doesn't know what shampoo is, somehow would bother shaving her armpitsEnglish61·8 days ago
If you want men to like your body, yes
Can I assume you also believe that women only want hairy men then? Because I’m pretty certain you’re going to get pushback on that too.
- Simon_Shitewood@lemmy.mltoAsk Lemmy@lemmy.world•Do you have any funny NSFW/sexual experiences?2·11 days ago
Is it correct to switch pronouns every other time when referring to a non-binary person? Serious question
Yes and/or no. Many non binary people prefer one pronoun, some don’t mind one or multiple, and some prefer constant switching. It’s easiest to ask the person in question.
- Simon_Shitewood@lemmy.mltoAsk Lemmy@lemmy.world•Do you have any funny NSFW/sexual experiences?1031·13 days ago
When I was in uni a friend with benefits lured me back to her flat with promises of food when I was drunk and hungry, then dragged me straight to the bedroom despite me protesting I still was hungry. She had some furry handcuffs on the headboard so I handcuffed her to the bed, walked to the kitchen, made a sandwich, and then came back and sat on a chair right next to her while I ate it. The sandwich was mediocre, but the taste of victory was divine. She said I was “bad at BDSM”, but I’m pretty sure I got the bondage and sadism bits down fine.
- Simon_Shitewood@lemmy.mltoPeople Twitter@sh.itjust.works•These special effects are inconceivable31·13 days ago
Don’t worry, you’re well past the 75th percentile and near the 95th worldwide, you’re plenty tall.
- Simon_Shitewood@lemmy.mltoMildly Infuriating@lemmy.world•This Avocado Oil that claims to be “0 Calories” 🙄English11·15 days ago
None of 1/2, 1/3, 1/4, or 1/5 actually follow the precedent - it’s not threeth and fiveth - half and quarter are just the clearest. If anything, it’s sixth and upwards (downwards?) that don’t follow the precedent set by the start of the series.
- Simon_Shitewood@lemmy.mltoMildly Infuriating@lemmy.world•This Avocado Oil that claims to be “0 Calories” 🙄English31·15 days ago
How do you say 1/2
- Simon_Shitewood@lemmy.mltoAsk Lemmy@lemmy.world•What's your entirely unimportant and inconsequential hot take?1·17 days ago
I don’t think it requires more skill, just more effort. Cut off a chunk of meat and add heat and you’re most of the way to a good flavour, while veg dishes usually require a variety of vegetables, each of which requires more prep than the meat did. There are exceptions, but as a general rule of thumb if they’re putting the time and effort into doing the vegetarian dishes properly it shows they’re doing everything else properly too.
- Simon_Shitewood@lemmy.mltoAsk Lemmy@lemmy.world•What's the biggest flop of a flex you've ever personally witnessed?2·1 month ago
Worked in a restaurant as a teen, in a kitchen that opened onto the bar area, so the head chef was working directly next to where customers entered. The head chef specifically requested this set up because he liked to talk and customers gave him more people to talk to, but it also gave the rest of us a front row view of complainers getting ripped apart. I watched him spend 10 minutes in the middle of service picking every scrap out meat out of a pasta dish and pile it into a roughly steak shape to prove to a whiny customer there was plenty of beef in her dish.
Anyway, the really good ones where when people responded that they knew/would complain to the owner, as he’d call “the owner” then dramatically overact answering his own phone and having a conversation with himself about if he knew them. I’ve heard he’s started doing a stupid double act with his daughter now she works there, but only sporadically visit now so I haven’t been able to see it.
You mean like America, which invaded and destroyed 80% of Korean infrastructure and killed over 3 million civilians? That kind of western democracy? You are the exact same type of chauvinist that caused the Korean war in the first place.