Texas, with the famously stable grid

Of course it’s silent. It’s doubtful our sonar would pick it up, and if it did, it would sound like whales humping, or some kind of seismic anomaly

But no digital slingshots, they break when they get wet, only steam slingshots

7.65 GW × 24 hrs / 6 kW/m2/day = 30.6 km2 of just solar panels, just for this one data center

The solution isn’t solar, the solution is don’t build it