Depends if you’re discussing the comic or what it’s trying to (poorly) represent.

If we’re taking the comic at face value the guy can choose between a polite or a rude child crusher. There’s no door #3. I’m taking polite every day of the week. That being said, I don’t think it’s a particularly good comic in the first place.

One is still objectively better than the other.

I feel like most of the commenters in this thread would have an aneurysm if they took a drive on Norwegian roads.