I tried to buy part of a cow but i landed on a website that made you choose your cow, like a lobster. Nope! Not doing that!

Music and How-tos when I’m actually doing the thing.

Had friends over for dinner Saturday night. Realized that we’re twice their age.

You’re a good person for taking care of that fluffer.

$40 to park a half mile away.

I love the fun stuff that occurs at these - the mascot races, T-shirt guns, etc. That’s the shit you can’t get from watching it on TV!

Yarn crafts are fun. I knit and crochet. At the end you have something like a hat or scarf that you can keep, give away, donate, … Yarn can get expensive but there are cheap options too. Some people even buy sweaters and blankets at Goodwill, take them apart, and use the yarn to make something new.

Also bongos or cajon! Tons of videos online.

Chinese couple gets married. On the wedding night the groom says, “hey, my friends said we should try 69.” Bride says, “You want sweet and sour chicken?”

One of my favs is- I don’t own the clothes I’m wearing.

That’s why they’re mounting one outside the high school. So you can drive by to unlock it if you forget to do it before you leave.

One of my schools is using the Yondr pouches. I haven’t researched them to see how they work- something about a big magnet mounted outside the school.