Life’s gulag.

The only kettlebell with programmable ringtones!

I just want a smallish 5-6 inch screen with a 4:3 ratio and a decent camera.

He’d clearly sell your children’s organs to zoos for meat, then go into your home at night and wreck up the place.

Fuck you, I won’t do what you tell me!!!

Maybe she didn’t feel y’all shared any similar interests, or maybe you’re just an asshole who couldn’t sweet talk a princess.

cough Myanmar ahem