I drive really slow in the ultra fast lane
While people behind me are going insane
I’m an asshole !
I use public toilets, and I piss on the seat
I walk around in the Summer time, saying, “How about this heat?”
I’m an asshole !
I’m at the supermarket and my wife texts me “Where are you?”
I text back “I’m here. Where are you?”
She replies “I’m here too, why can’t I see you?”
Make a decision to make better choices. Only you can make that choice.
Eating irons
Whoever invented jetskis
and didn’t call them boatorcyclesseriously fucked up
FTFY
Graveyards are a waste of land. In many areas, embalming chemicals leach out and poison the water table. If you must use the land for mourning, cremate the body, bury the cremains, and plant a tree.
I stopped smoking thirty years ago partly because cigarettes were $7 a pack and that’s just ridiculous. Now the same size pack is over $50 (Australia)
lol thanks, I have the CD