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See? This is why you dab. DAB!

They’re an example, not the reason. They’re indicative of the failures of capitalism to innovate past shrinkflation and repackaging the original as ‘more’ for more money.

Wilson, party of 2? No, search party of 2, we’re not eating until we find the Dufrays!

“There’s no door on this side, go around!”

“Cover charge is $10”

Zircon, noooooooo!

Still reading through your comment, but I had to stop cuz this really bothered me:

Terminator had a woman named Sarah Conner give birth to John Conner. An unborn child who would go on to lead a machine army that destroys the human race. The timeline that John Conner sets off to destroy humans is 2029.

Your propaganda is weak, Cyberdyne. John Connor was the savior of humanity and stopped the machine take over multiple times, and only had one alternate timeline version that worked for Cyberdyne after he got turned into a machine

Somewhere out there Bernie Sanders won the 2020 election

That’s an odd way to type 2016

And let’s not forget that Hillary’s campaign promoted the dumbass as a viable candidate because she thought she’d be able to whip his ass no problem.

So thanks for giving us trump Hillary, I hope you’re happy with your choices. And given we knew they were friendly back in the day (and the fact she tanked a progressive candidate), I’m sure she is. Plus, trump fucking everything 6 ways from Sunday makes her husband’s awful choices seem downright normal.

2026: Do we really have time for such optimism?

They should have done it 10 years ago after the first time they crashed our economy, not after they do it again within 20 years

I grew up as the only child of a single boomer mother who was poor as fuck. All that to say, your parents are probably good people, because wealth has nothing to do with how shitty boomers are to people.

My mother was homeless for a solid 5 years in my adulthood, and the bitch still had the gall to complain about section 8 housing being heavily populated by black people cuz she didn’t want to be the “only white person”.

I’d think you’d want to hold onto that feeling instead of archiving it away somewhere…

I have never been more right and yet so wrong about the contents of a link…

Speak for your terrible school district. Mine growing up, and my kid’s today, had magnitudes better food than this slop.

Prison food tho, you’re on the mark based on what I’ve heard from my buddy and my brother from the time they spent back there.

Drastically higher chance of getting shanked tho

I see it on maps sometimes (fucking Google being Google), so it irritates me whenever I run across it

I’m pretty sure the United States can’t change the name of a body of water that’s shared between multiple countries.

Someone forgot about the GuLf Of AmErIcA already

Heck, no need to even risk collecting that many real ones. I hear there’s some fairly decent 3D printed fakes available.

My ADHD ass that can always see my nose:

Man, that would be an amazing name for a vietnamese bbq joint

Engagement bait