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Cake day: June 12th, 2023

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  • Go [in] early, [bring] a fish covered in blue cheese dressing[,] and hide it in the ceiling [of] [your] [boss’s] office.

    Nice.

    For years I’d threatened: “the only way you’ll know I’ve quit is an empty desk and a fish in the microwave.” Whenever some idiot nuked a fish for lunch, everyone would drift past my desk and confirm I’m still employed.

    When I did quit, my only statement was an animated gif of a fish slowly turning in a microwave. I was already headed for the airport.